just a sad bitch who watches too much t.v.

  • 1. Top turn on

  • 2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

  • 3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?

  • 4. Last time you masturbated?

  • 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?

  • 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?

  • 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?

  • 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?

  • 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?

  • 10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)

  • 11. Favorite sex position?

  • 12. Dom or Sub?

  • 13. Is pain a good thing?

  • 14. Do you like biting?

  • 15. Do you like scratching?

  • 16. Are you slightly horny right now?

  • 17. Are you very horny right now?

  • 18. Do you like anal?

  • 19. Do you like face fucking?

  • 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?





Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.